what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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