I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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