Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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