yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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