I feel like I'm in dance class right now
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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