the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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