You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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