Heybabeimwearingurpanties
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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