wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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