And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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