You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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