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I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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