I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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