Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Randomize
