my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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