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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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