we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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