so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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