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When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
What a dumb baby whore.
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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