I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
soo... how was my night?
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