if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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