The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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