Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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