So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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