This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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