Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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