how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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