I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize