do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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