somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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