worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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