2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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