is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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