apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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