isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
did you just send me my own nude
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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