he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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