i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
why do cheetos always look like penises
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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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