mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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