It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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