It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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