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Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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