Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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