Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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