you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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