Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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