p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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