I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
BRING THE BAGELS
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
