i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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