Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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