everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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