it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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