I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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