Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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