i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
So vagazzling was a success
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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