talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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