Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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