The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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