Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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